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One delirious summer day at a bathroom you see the most enormous creature you have ever seen. The name is Spider Jerusalem , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Mackenzie and say, "Wow, that has to be the most genki body I have ever seen." Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so watery , and was wondering if you'd like to go to a drainage pipe with me and sleep ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " Whaddafudge??? " and go with him. When you finally get to drainage pipe , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a alcohol hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: " Spider Jerusalem is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. he will ask you out in 14 days or less...