just plain bored

According to a chinese astrology site...

I am White Sheep, born in the year of Red Snake.
Water is my lucky element
(Hmm, is that the reason why I can't swim?)

When the Water is your lucky element
Pig and Rat are your lucky animals.
Years of Pig and Rat are your lucky years.
Months of Pig and Rat are your lucky Months.
+ there actually are months of pig and rat???
Winter or cold season is your lucky season.
+ I guess I was born in the wrong lattitude
21:00 - 1:00 (9 P.M. to 1 A.M.) are your lucky hours.
+ don't tell me i'll be stuck in the night shift forever...????
Northern direction is your lucky place.
It will bring you luck to live a house that faces north.
+ my house is already facing north yet i don't feel so lucky, y?
You should choose a bedroom on the north side of the house.
+ ahhh...that's why. my rooms have always been in the south side of the house
When arranging the office desk, you should sit facing the north.
+ nope, still in the south and have no plans of moving
A metal or water bed is good for you.
+ strrriiiike 3! my bed is made of wood and has always been for the last 1o years or so
Your lucky color is black.
You should wear black often.
You should use a black system (dark colors) for decorating your house.
+ guess i turning into a full fledged goth would give me luck but my wardrobe isn't up to it
Take care of your excretory system - also your Kidneys, Bones and Ears.
Wearing jewelry will bring you luck.